Some Bizarre Things in the Lab

Dear all,

Recently, all of my lab experiments were like somewhere down the drain...things have not been working as smoothly as I thought it would..

I do understand that there is a lag phase for all scientist for a time being before things pick up their speed...and everything goes on well. However, it has been like 8 months and there is no improvement at all..
something is seriously stopping me from obtaining the results that I want..results that I am getting has never happened before..weird

kind of bored with life in the lab...plasmid extraction -most of the time yields 3 bands maximum,I have been getting like 4 bands..probably contamination...
have to repeat that again,...this is really pissing me off..

On the other hand, there's wireless connection in the room where I stay for a certain period of time..I have been spending some time watching movies on the net..(old movies but enjoyable-better still than to be surrounded with ceilings and walls al over without any entertainment)

Then, have been sleeping late, due to the movie watching and also stressed up with scenarios in the lab...tomorrow there is the meeting again-you know what it is all about..
this Friday, have a presentation and have not got the slides ready yet..no big deal but was just wondering how to present it in such a way that it does not resemble anything like- THE JOURNAL CLUB slide- just wanted it to be hype and different..(being me is soo..impossible as I have to do it..differently, better, attractive and of course the best of all!)

One problem with me is that I take everything seriously and my efforts are too..much for what worths nothing that just a LAME PRESENTATION-others do it just to fulfill their responsibility, I take it one step further to make it understandable and knowledgable for everyone..

sound like bragging but trust me, it is not the case here..I have always been that overexpressed person who has to put all the efforts to impress all...just to get people mocking or not appreciating it later..

what matters is that i am happy...the end of today's story